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An apologetic Happy Birthday CharlesN52

June 3rd, 2010 2 comments

In what was, without doubt, the biggest blunder in the Geekly Update’s history, the birthday of highly valued and most dedicated reader CharlesN52 was overlooked. Regular readers of the site will know that a select body of oh so special readers, who have contributed to and remained loyal to the site since its genesis, receive a special personal thank you on their birthdays. For a reader who last year, expressed his sadness to me personally at having narrowly missed the first instance of this feature, left instead in the realms of the unappreciated for an entire year, the omission was inexcusable. There are no justifiable reasons for this lapse in professionalism, or any words that can aptly portray the shame and disappointment felt within the walls of Geekly Update HQ today.

Happy Birthday FACE, I can only hope that your loyalty remains unfettered and my love reciprocated.

Iron Baby!

May 28th, 2010 No comments

This kid has too much money.

Clever coders make your songs swing

May 26th, 2010 No comments

This really is a stroke of geekery. By working a little magic this little piece of codes puts a swing into the step of any track by “time-stretching the first half of each beat while time-shrinking the second half.” Results below.

Sweet Child O’ Mine (Swing Version) by plamere

Don’t Stop Believin’ (Swing Version) by plamere

via Gizmodo

The real Iron Man

May 24th, 2010 No comments

Whatever you have sported as a costume, to whatever event, at whatever age is nothing compared to what this guy created by hand. Your fancy dress game is weak, WEAK!

Google celebrates PAC-MAN’s birthday with playable logo

May 21st, 2010 No comments

PAC-MAN was born on 22 May 1980 in Japan. To mark the game’s 30th birthday, Google has replaced their ever-evolving logo with a playable Google-themed game. Simply hit the ‘Insert Coin’ button and play away. If you fancy having a friend join in hit the ‘Insert Coin’ button again and play away with Ms PAC-MAN by your side. Apparently this entire logo was designed by two employees at Google – good work!

Running on Water: Jesus wore Hi-Tec Sandals

May 12th, 2010 No comments

I for one can’t wait for people to venture to their local lake en mass and try out their newly acquired Hi-Tec hover slippers. Hoax or Holy Sh*t!?

Damien Walters 2010

May 10th, 2010 1 comment

Last year we brought you the Damien Walters highlight reel. Since then Damien’s film career as a stunt man has taken off landing him roles in both Hell Boy 2 as part of Jackie Chan’s stunt team and most recently as a stunt double in blockbuster film Kick Ass. As expected this new showreel is absolutely incredible.

via 2ne

Don’t pick up a copy of Microsoft Office 2010

May 6th, 2010 3 comments

Shocking, I know.

Standing inside an imploding stadium

April 29th, 2010 No comments

The Dallas Cowboys literally, and I really do mean literally, blew up the Texas Stadium this week. Thankfully they had the decency to put a 3D camera inside whilst the fireworks happened for your viewing pleasure. Click and drag to move the video round whilst they bring the house down around you. BOOM!

via Gizmodo

Flight of the Bumblebee, in concert, on an iPad

April 23rd, 2010 No comments

For the first of three encores at a concert in San Francisco last week, Chinese pianist Lang Lang played ‘Flight of the Bumblebee’ on an iPad. Watch him tickle the virtual ivory using the Magic Piano app. Mad skills!