A brilliant montage of some amazing people doing some amazing things.

Somebody please make me one of these!

Another year, another happy birthday to a loyal member of the original readership. For the second consecutive year the Geekly Update would like to wish HTAFC many happy returns.

It’s unlikely that either YoYos or this guy will ever be cool, but spank my ass and call me North Face, this is incredible.

I want to work at Sega just so somebody will do this to my desk.

This guy laughs in the face of the possibility of losing the ability to move his upper body. Hats off.

When Jurassic Park first hit screens it was marvelled at for being a piece of cinematic excellence conducive of realism. Now, Spielberg has real-life competition.

In what was, without doubt, the biggest blunder in the Geekly Update’s history, the birthday of highly valued and most dedicated reader CharlesN52 was overlooked. Regular readers of the site will know that a select body of oh so special readers, who have contributed to and remained loyal to the site since its genesis, receive a special personal thank you on their birthdays. For a reader who last year, expressed his sadness to me personally at having narrowly missed the first instance of this feature, left instead in the realms of the unappreciated for an entire year, the omission was inexcusable. There are no justifiable reasons for this lapse in professionalism, or any words that can aptly portray the shame and disappointment felt within the walls of Geekly Update HQ today.

Happy Birthday FACE, I can only hope that your loyalty remains unfettered and my love reciprocated.

This kid has too much money.

This really is a stroke of geekery. By working a little magic this little piece of codes puts a swing into the step of any track by “time-stretching the first half of each beat while time-shrinking the second half.” Results below.

Sweet Child O’ Mine (Swing Version) by plamere

Don’t Stop Believin’ (Swing Version) by plamere

via Gizmodo