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Lara Croft Way – Derby

August 3rd, 2009 No comments

In the days when computer ownership was for the priveledged and when RAM came in single figure megabyte denominations, a small Derby-based undertaking by the name of Core Design introduced the gaming world to a game called Tomb Raider.

In 1996 I didn’t have a PC relying exclusively on the good-will of a friend to feed my newly squires addition. The PC in question played house to a total of 4MB of RAM insufficient to run the sensational new Tomb Raider fame which required double that.

By a stroke of luck it just so happened that in 1996 my older cousin was in a relationship with one of the designers at Core working on the game and managed to score me a preview of the final release a few weeks before launch. Cue my family’s first computer with 8MB to boot.

Whilst all this may be of vague interest to you I am writing this today, instead to tell of a grand proposal within my home town.

Currently Derby is taking suggestions for names of two stretches of road, and one of the more popular ideas is Lara Croft Way. Other suggestions include the rather more conventional Florence Nightingale Way and Rolls Royce Way.. ZZzz. Name the new road Lara Croft Way and I’ll pick out my future plot now.

The Great Knife and Fork Conundrum

July 21st, 2009 No comments

To commence the commentry of our trip to Malaysia, Heathrow Terminal 3 and TGI Friday’s welcomes us with the most strage knife and fork in history. Particularly the knife…

Lady Gaga – Love Game (2ne Remix)

July 19th, 2009 No comments

Parallel Productions presents a 2ne exclusive remix of Lady Gaga’s Love Game track.

Check out the video here

Or download the MP3 here

Parallel ODBall's Weekly Recap – Jul 13 2009

July 13th, 2009 No comments

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: I told Parallel ODBall that 3 days of playing would be ideal… so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! Our gamerscore saw a 195 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 11 achievements can do!

I prodded Parallel ODBall to try a new game: Call of Juarez: BiB. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Also, according to the records, Parallel ODBall’s favorite game last week was Call of Juarez: BiB. He played it on 3 of the days.

And that’s it… short and sweet, just like my power cord.

PSP2 News (Not the PSP No-Go)

July 7th, 2009 No comments

News today from a Spanish gaming site that the PSP’s ‘real’ successor, not the half arsed attemp at reviving their mobile gaming platform that is the PSP Go, is alive.

Eurogamer Spain claim to be in possession of the specifications of an all-new Playstation Portable. The article makes no claims as to it’s actual existence but refers to the harware being in the planning stages.

The article claims that the new PSP would be capable of outputting games on the same level as the original Xbox. Supposedly built around a newer version of Imagination Technology’s PowerVR SGX543MP, which in its improved state would be a quad core chip. Quite amazingly and somewhat unbelievable the article claims this thing would be able to run Open GL 2.0 and, somehow, DirectX 10. For those of you not up to scratch on your jargon, that’s impressive for a handheld.

To be perfectly honest, I can’t say I’m entirely convinced bythe claims the article makes. These really are some pretty impressive handheld gaming device specifications and if true could make mobile gaming something for the more dedicated gamer to enjoy. If this thing has a second analogue stick, and lets face it, if it hasn’t it will be rubbish, then count me interested. Proper mobile gaming would certainly interest me at this moment in time, out shopping… with my fiancée… in MeadowHELL.

Palm Pre – O2 Exclusive

July 7th, 2009 No comments

In an interesting move, O2 announced today that they have signed and exclusivity deal with Palm to sell the eagerly anticipated Palm Pre in the UK, Ireland and Germany.

O2 have said that the phone will be available in the UK in time for the winter holidays. Pricing details remain unknown for the time being

This move by O2 is both surprising and incredible shrewd. The Palm Pre has been seen for some time as the only real upcoming challenger to the iPhone’s ever increasing reign at the top of the mobile phone market. Whilst the Pre is already on sale in the US and has received a mixed bag of reviews it is indeed a worthy contender by all accounts. It would appear from the news that O2 considers this so and has paid a premium to secure the exclusive right to sell the handset in order to risk losing this swishing to switch and in an attempt to entice those awaiting the handset’s arrival to their network. Very savvy indeed.

The Palm Pre smartphone is seen as a rival to Apple’s iPhone because of its web-centred operating system and innovative interface, however since the addition of the 3GS to the iPhone line the technical specifications of the upcoming Pre have been somewhat eclipsed leaving mr rather puzzled as to why O2 considered to Pre a serious threat to the iPhones crown and their market share. The Pre is a handset targetted towards the tech-aware and the business markets which either do their research before purchase or use Blackberry’s respectively. In my humble oppinion the Pre’s market stands as those not wanting to buy into Apple products and is certainly not friendly enough or ‘cool’ enough to challenge the iPhone’s penetration of the mobile market. The Palm Pre, as it stands may well be the iPhone’s biggest competitor and O2 obviously felt the need to render this effect on them null and void. An intelligent business move but surely an expensive one.

Transparent Nature

July 6th, 2009 No comments

Again, whilst not technology related, at least this video has a geekly feel to it albeit on a slightly different plane. Science and nature never cease to fascinate me and this video of a certain specimen is truly remarkable. Evolution at its strangest.

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Not So Much News…

June 30th, 2009 No comments

Regular readers will be well aware that the mission objective of this site was to bring the world (or at least a very select sub-population) geek news from around the globe straight to your internet connected device of choice. This piece will however be a little different, and may sounds like a rant but nonetheless it is something that bugs me every time I read about it.

Since the reveal of Nintendo’s Wii at E3 2005 the gaming industry has been a progressive adaptation towards motion based controllers. Sure, motion controllers had graced the palms of many a sweaty teenager prior to 2005 in a variety of forms including Microsoft’s own Sidewinder control pad, but lets face the facts, in hindsight, the Wii changed gaming, possibly forever. It was never Nintendo’s intention to capture the hardcore gaming market with the Wii, or if it was they were grossly misguided and did a great job of hiding it. The Wii captured an audience of gamers who before 2005 didn’t even know they were gamers. It captivated the entire world instigating purchases from eight to eighty year olds, and lets face it today you would be hard pressed to find anyone of full mental capacity who had never head of the system let alone taken a swing at Wii Tennis.

Nintendo’s exemplary marketing propelled the Wii into the sales stratosphere all but eclipsing the sales of competition hardware generating a fresh set of gaming enthusiasts around the globe, even if only for the first week after purchase. In an attempt to replicate this casual gaming market success both Sony and Microsoft initially attempted to pirate Nintendo’s unprecedented success with their own motion based alternative. Sony incorporated SixAxis motion control into their Dual-Shock “new” controller which predictably flopped as the half-hearted unresponsive, under-adopted piffle that it was. Microsoft attempted to use the already meagre Vision Cam to replicate the limited success Sony had enjoyed with the Eye-toy to capture the motion control market to an even greater resounding clang of the gong of failure. Its safe to say that Nintendo, as far as sales and new market penetration go, had this generation in the bag, and maybe they still do.

At this year’s E3, things changed and in my opinion for the better. Both Sony and Nintendo debuted their own real technology. Sure, they may still be attempting to capture some of the success that Nintendo has proven is out there but rather than simply half-heartedly lounging on Ninty’s Mario Kart, the two gaming giants have brought their own super-cars to the table. Have they arrived too late? Only time will tell but the technology on display by both companies was certainly impressive, far beyond that currently offered by Nintendo. In my own opinion Microsoft, for now, appears to have done a better job at making their technology more accessible, no controller at all certainly feels the right way to go for the super-casual market, but Sony may be onto something providing a vastly enhanced Wiimote to a market comfortable with the form. Either way all three companies are now expanding their horizons to widen their market penetration which can only be a good thing so gaming as a whole.

My problem comes with those who seem to be obsessed with kicking this casual technology in the teeth before it’s even out. Websites and forums across the internet are peppered with hardcore gamers crying that no-one will ever take away their controller and that no amount of motion detecting technology could ever replace their sweat laden game pads. What these people appear to have forgotten however is that the game companies have made no mention of making the controller archaic but instead are developing this technology for the enjoyment of those intimidated by control pads. I myself am a hardcore gamer, I play the odd casual game and will undoubtedly adopt Natal when it appears for the geek inside me would allow no other outcome, but you will not find me screaming from the hills about how I will never leave my pad behind. Hardware manufacturers and game developers know their target audiences and are aware that certain games cannot work as effectively without the well established control pad. Sure some adventurous sole will attempt to make an FPS using only Natal as a control mechanism and I’m quite sure the entire hardcore gaming audience will complain and flame them for their idiocy but they must remember two things:

1. The game will inevitably not have been made for their consumption.

2. Someone had to be the one to try it.

Personally i’ll be sticking with my controller until I can be convinced there is a better way to quickly and easily fire a shotgun, throw a grenade and conduct a well orchestrated headshot whilst hijacking a moving milk cart without having to dive behind my sofa to take cover. To those wining that they will never play without a controller with two analogue sticks and a host of buttons please remember your place within the evolved gaming community. No longer is gaming solely about deathmatch and ranking up, hardcore gamers now find themselves vastly outnumbered by the casual market but please be assured that you will be catered for and not forgotten, after all we are who allowed these companies to get where they are today, my bet, they’re not forgetting that any time soon.

Google's Reaction to Michael Jackson's Death

June 26th, 2009 2 comments

Online search engine Google received so many hits of searches for Michael Jackson that for 30 minutes Google’s servers treated the hits as an automated attack on it’s system.

High Tech Festival Going

June 23rd, 2009 1 comment

There are those who like to all out and bring with them tents the size of a small Chateaux to their festival of chose and yhere are those who bravely face the manua if Argos dys before departure to purchase their flimsy abode for £20. For those of you in need of a tech fix even when knee deep in mud and alcohol containers, mobile provider Orange has unveiled it’s latest high tech tent to be showcased at Glasto this coming weekend.

Say hello to the next step in the evolution of the solar tent. “Photovoltaic fabric” means that specially coated solar threads can be woven into natural materials – so no more fixed, bulky solar panels. Three lightweight solar panels are melded into a moveable shell to suck power-giving rays from the sun.

Additionally “Glo-cation” technology, allows festival goers to find their pad using SMS or RFID to trigger a glow when you get near. There’s also a wireless control hub to provide WiFi, wireless charging, and a touchscreen LCD display, while a next-gen groundsheet provides thermostatically controlled warmth for your festival-weary bones.

I think I might be slightly more worried about some of this tech being pilphered whilst I was away mmm-bopping to Hanson in a wet field. No mention yet of an electrically charged exterior shell to deter would be scum-bags.